Funny definitions – Simplified dating advice

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Have joy with this list of funny definitions about común dating terms.

Attraction – the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

Love at very first view – what occurs when two enormously horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

Dating – the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like ter the present and will learn to like a lotsbestemming less ter the future.

Birth control – avoiding pregnancy through such tactics spil gulping special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive fellows or spending time around children.

Effortless – a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

Prig – a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay cherry until married.

Eye voeling – a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested te him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly te the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located te hier chest.

Friend – a member of the opposite hook-up ter your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/hier totally unappealing.

Indifference – a woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man spil “playing hard to get.”

Interesting – a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Irritating habit – what the endearing little qualities that primarily attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Law of relativity – how attractive a given person shows up to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

Nymphomaniac – a man’s term for a woman who wants to have hookup more often than he does.

Frigid – a man’s term for a woman who wants to have hookup less often than he does, or who requires more make-out than lifting hier nightgown.

Sober – condition ter which it is almost unlikely to fall te love.

Nag – a man’s term for a woman who wants more to hier life with him than just intercourse.

The efectivo meaning of this:

Nothing, he is just making noises to keep the peace, and you quiet.

“It is complicated and would take too long to explain.”

“I have no idea how it works and need to get out of here, before you figure out that I am clueless.”

“It’s got guns, knives, violence, blood, gore, flashy cars, and Pamela Anderson and hier sister.”

“It didn’t by some miracle hopped into my forearms and I’m not wasting my time by actually searching for it.”

“There is no way to explain it since it has nothing to do with rational thought, and I will sound like an idiot if I attempt to explain it.”

“I’m going to drink myself into total oblivion, sit by a stream while the fish swim by ter absolute safety.”

“You look tired, honey, take a pauze.”

“I can’t hear the spel overheen the vacuum cleaner.”

“I help around the house.”

“I merienda, long ago, took the garbage out.”

Smooching definitions:

Prof. of Economics

Smooch is that thing for which the request is aways higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy

Smooch is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra

Smooch is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry

Smooch is the shortest distance inbetween two lips.

Prof. of Physics

Smooch is the spasm of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry

Smooch is the reaction of the interaction inbetween two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology

Smooch is the interchange of salivary germen.

Prof. of Physiology

Smooch is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles te the state of spasm.

Prof. of Dentistry

Smooch is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy

Smooch is the persecution for the child, rapture for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English

Smooch is a noun that is used spil a conjunction, it is more common than decent, it is spoken ter the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture

Smooch is a process which builds a solid unie inbetween the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Pc Science

What is a smooch? It seems to be an undefined variable

Prof. of War Studies

Smooch is the friendly initiation of hostility inbetween two rivals and finishes with a Schrikachtig.

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