Dislikes: calories, bugs, dishonesty, tomatoes, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, juggalos, black coffee, doing dishes, and the price of gas.

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Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Totes. Realists? For actual. Straight up Pessimists? No, thank you.

Likes: my dog, laughter, my kindle, honesty, music, curiosity, sprawling vistas, leisurely walks, foodgasms, volleyball, smooches, lattes, road trips, manhattan(the place and the beverage) and anything benedict (except for arnold), and goodness. lots of graciousness.

Dislikes: calories, bugs, dishonesty, tomatoes, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, juggalos, black coffee, doing dishes, and the price of gas.

I’m on the internet often. I often find myself on long, wandering walks with no destination ter mind.

I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s joy), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more joy).

What I am Doing with My Life:

I spend my (week)days te the sunny Dogpatch of SF working for the man, but I believe ter what I do… isn’t that what matters?

I am Indeed Good At:

laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes.

cooking, but not doing the dishes.

hugging, and making others feel better.

sleeping, like a rock.

wearing my heart on my sleeve, tho’ sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it.

partying, earnestly, I project events and they’re awesome.

solving the puzzles on wheel of fortune, it’s uncanny.

writing amazing resumes and voorkant letters. joy stuff.

I spend a Loterijlot of Time Thinking About:

do mij and my profile match? (i’m told the response is yes.)

how come you keep lookin’ at my profile but you don’t message mij?

the order of my netflix queue.

what to waterput on my kindle next.

where to go on my next day excursion or hike.

You Should Message Mij If:

you believe te love and romance (aka you’re a total, fucking hopeless romantic too).

you think that your already-pretty-great life is better when collective with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.

you’re spil likely (and spil glad) to spend Sunday lazying away ter bedding spil you are to be playing games and liking the outdoors, but no matter what you do, there will be brunch.

you want to instruct mij how to sail.

you think it’s more amable than embarrassing that I love benihana.

(know that I attempt to reply to all messages that are thoughtfully written, but I can’t reply to *all* messages, especially those not thoughtfully written.)

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